Calvin Oliman | 19 | South San Francisco, CA. Food, technology, animals, things that make me laugh and other stuff. Often post Glee, HIMYM, Teen Wolf, and/or anime.Tumblr (3.0; @theolimonster)http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz3r4hWIm1qblbclo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51055072840http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51055072840Tue, 21 May 2013 23:43:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcitpliw9L1qmww4to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelilnan.tumblr.com/post/47784831270" target="_blank">thelilnan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phoenix.tumblr.com/post/34473193172/this-always-bugged-me-about-sports-fans" target="_blank">phoenix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>This always bugged me about sports fans.</p> <p>“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I think about this all the time</p> </div> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51055064178http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51055064178Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:55 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d3482e9b26d2d3fcd42c70df91a02ad/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/754f9cd0d2a4c24b0bfec1762a6db278/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/466ef3b81077e76f070dccf000195ee3/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c99608aae65f321c5ffa2543f2f7a9c/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5dd2f37ccedbcef7011e8024de91343/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ae2ed0efeb966454e0e53ebb7d255ff/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7d325417bf25098b97408beb209928b/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2493dc2ae678ea217297a6684e875bcf/tumblr_mn58okDB1u1qmx8nto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://kolmikaelsoned.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">kolmikaelsoned</a> asked:</p> <p><span>↳ </span><em>8 gifs of <strong>Scott and Isaac</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050880199http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050880199Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f3a83ac8f78bf2a415ee804870eac7b/tumblr_mn6ex0UQ2g1rxqv68o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1009e9b9eca4fc375b0289f334326c7c/tumblr_mn6ex0UQ2g1rxqv68o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8da213305cfc2f7b529c2be3eeb0851d/tumblr_mn6ex0UQ2g1rxqv68o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/330fc8ca9ee7363bf0fd3d1dc60b43e7/tumblr_mn6ex0UQ2g1rxqv68o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7931758a1352d9bedadf88b5d02fd22/tumblr_mn6ex0UQ2g1rxqv68o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://youtu.be/_Jn2lZLGXug" target="_blank">too fast</a>, <a href="http://youtu.be/bOT08bgWSUY" target="_blank">too strong</a>, <a href="http://youtu.be/iDjN5l7Pp1Q" target="_blank">too rabid</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050862235http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050862235Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:15 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tears-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com/post/49145253669/sometimes-my-mood-is-beyonce-but-other-times" target="_blank">tears-in-the-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0baba8da17b341e964fc13ce13dcf6c9/tumblr_inline_mlzu9wVtmi1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’</p> <p><br/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/19d8ea3c4cdd1a92623c60ea9006c499/tumblr_inline_mlzuc2mzMM1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050836455http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050836455Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:46 -0700Me: wow singers are always really hot<br /> Me: wow so are drummers<br /> Me: and the guitarists<br /> Me: and the bassists<br /> Me: whyhttp://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050824653http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050824653Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82cab9c74933139f0fc5c5a3c531dd30/tumblr_mmymxv0vEm1qf24ngo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/963b9439a0474eaeb78318b70bd83794/tumblr_mmymxv0vEm1qf24ngo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050803573http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51050803573Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0171f6a14a75bc5ea361ed2d769d3a1/tumblr_mn6n1zUW4t1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049885647http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049885647Tue, 21 May 2013 21:50:19 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweeneytad.tumblr.com/post/50470941168/dentist-slaughters-family-in-front-of-you" target="_blank">sweeneytad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*dentist slaughters family in front of you*</p> <p>they’re bleeding because you don’t floss</p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049873542http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049873542Tue, 21 May 2013 21:50:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l732iyen1r2p19oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049862020http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049862020Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:53 -0700the city<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2treehill.tumblr.com/post/23895251603/people-who-interrupt-me-when-i-speak" target="_blank">2treehill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people who interrupt me when i speak</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ph6stT6N1qhmm5p.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049834590http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049834590Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe1418e3f1d15fbf4976180cc71e9d06/tumblr_mn6d21KXnW1rm82lyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://schoolpicture.tumblr.com/post/51031827064/i-have-never-typed-this-before-in-my-life" target="_blank">schoolpicture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have never typed this before in my life</p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049812963http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049812963Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:01 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lameborghini.tumblr.com/post/49881287537/will-commit-illegal-crimes-in-exchange-for" target="_blank">lameborghini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks</p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049802868http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049802868Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh67ox8n51qefrmxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049790812http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049790812Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b008465c6f4afda187b1ed66b8b4752/tumblr_mkjlf97D0f1r2ul25o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049771135http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049771135Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:17 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starksexual.tumblr.com/post/50970674590/i-was-at-the-bus-stop-with-my-sister-the-other-day" target="_blank">starksexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it</p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049760903http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049760903Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:06 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grimshawty.tumblah.com/post/50943815573/your-mama-is-so-fat-that-wait-shes-not-really" target="_blank">matzoballer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi</p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049742980http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049742980Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:47 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/49814885867/are-there-actually-people-out-there-who-make-their" target="_blank">rabioheab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth </p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049738784http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049738784Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dce69dfda17ef75b6f24fa30fdc28365/tumblr_mn6crqD05C1r0stpno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14ec688a1bc5043c4226d077ff1eb83f/tumblr_mn6crqD05C1r0stpno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049733626http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049733626Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:38 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostkid.tumblr.com/post/48421668505/girl-are-you-the-sun-because-i-have-a-hard-time" target="_blank">ghostkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot</p> </blockquote>http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049714623http://theolimonster.tumblr.com/post/51049714623Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:17 -0700