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Calvin Oliman AKA CJ, Ceej, Cal, JC, Cookie, Elmo, Ben and a ton of other nicknames.
18. Daly City, CA. Senior at SI.
Just a bunch of thoughts among other things.
  • Stephenie Meyer: I'm the best writter ever!
  • J.K. Rowling: LOL
  • Rick Riordan: LOL
  • C.S. Lewis: LOL
  • Suzanne Collins: LOL
  • George R.R. Martin: LOL
  • J.R.R. Tolkien: LOL
  • Fanfiction Writter: LOL
  • Michael Grant: LOL
  • Dr Suess: Bitches Please.

You’ve got to keep an open mind, Katara. There’s water in places you never think about.

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troldemort:

kongster:

JACOB BLACK AND ALPACA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRB, DYING ON FLOOR.

IMPOSSIBRU GUY AND THIS PASTRY SOFDJSOFJOISFHIOHBFSUOHF WHAT IS AIR

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FOSHO! I also used to do this with rolled up blankets and sleeping bags :)

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I already knew this! Yeah, Im cool. haha. Or its just cuz Im asian like that.
The middle of the Japanese part says “Fuck you nigga.” LOL 

I already knew this! Yeah, Im cool. haha. Or its just cuz Im asian like that.

The middle of the Japanese part says “Fuck you nigga.” LOL 

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